Behold Stumpy, the tragicomic pinnacle of Doktor Braunbear’s deranged genius. His stubbed limbs reveal exposed, comedy-style dog bones, rimmed with painted gore and sinew—an anatomical joke only Braunbear could conjure. His bloodshot, bulging eyes are the souvenirs of cruel experiments in artificial gravity, and those two absurdly oversized teeth grin with a disturbing, endearing foolishness.

“Science,” quips Doktor Braunbear, “must occasionally crack a smile… preferably while bleeding.”

Stumpy is a singular creation, a one-off marvel of dark humour and grotesque curiosity. He doesn’t just sit on a shelf—he glares, judges, and whispers the cruelly funny secrets of Braunbear’s laboratory. Collectors of the macabre, twisted, and utterly unforgettable, this is your chance to own a piece of experimental history… one very naughty, very stumpy step at a time.