“She’s stable,” said Doktor Braunbear, proudly holding a scalpel in one paw and a biscuit in the other. “Well… mostly.”

Mother began life as a perfectly ordinary teddy bear — soft, harmless, and minding her own business. Then Braunbear got involved. Now she’s been modified to accommodate a rather lively 3D-printed alien offspring, snugly nestled in what used to be her stuffing. The cavity has been hand-painted and detailed with layers of synthetic gore, mucus, and amniotic goo, because apparently restraint isn’t in the Doktor’s vocabulary.

She’s equal parts nursery nightmare and art piece — plush fur meeting body-horror biology in one disturbingly adorable package. Perfect for collectors who like their cuddly toys with a bit of existential dread.

Details:
• Height: approximately “big enough to regret picking up”
• Reclaimed teddy bear body
• 3D printed alien creature, hand-painted and embedded
• Synthetic fluids, resin, and paint detailing
• For display only — Doktor Braunbear’s malpractice insurance won’t cover you

Mother is one of the Doktor’s proudest mistakes — equal parts experiment, accident, and art.

“She’s doing wonderfully,” Braunbear insists. “Only screams at night now.”

Handle with care. She’s very maternal.